I Wank-You Sir !

The nice people at sohimi have sent us another male wanker offerer, Eliza, to try out.  Again the packaging was discrete, thank goodness as our oldest child took delivery of it. Unwrapping it, I have to say, the box looks quite classy.  Inside the box there was Eliza, a USB charging cable, small tube of lube, a pair of headphones (to listen to a recording of a woman supposedly enjoying herself !!), a short instruction manual and a storage bag.  
This Eliza looks and feels high end with it’s black metal casing it is slightly heavier than the first one.  It has a silicone sleeve that fits inside the outer casing.  This sleeve feels velvety soft and is knobbly on the inside.  Putting it on to charge we start thinking of how we can incorporate this into our play.

The toy comes with a suction cup so you can fasten it down and be hands free.  This sounds like a good option if you are flying solo however, for us to use as a couple, we couldn’t think of where this could be fixed where ;

a. Mr E was not facing a wall 

b. Mr E had access to me

Holding the Eliza while it’s in use proved quite a challenge.  I found it quite bulky and heavy and the smooth glossy casing, even with a small amount of lube was slippy.  Mr E likes to thrust, whether he’s in my hand, my mouth or on this occasion the Eliza, and no amount of me asking him to stop worked.  I began to worry that Mr E would get hurt if my grip slipped.  We also noticed that when he thrusted the motor whirred louder and slowed, it couldn’t cope with the extra pressure or Mr E’s full length.  The fun began to fade as I felt the responsibility of keeping Mr E’s cock safe while using this machine (it no longer felt like a toy).

So what did it feel like, over to Mr E.. This new toy felt tight, not in a good way, when I pushed my well lubed cock in as far as it would go. The motion was not smooth, more of a judder which was not particularly stimulating. If I remained still I didn’t feel particularly involved. Eliza didn’t seem to be working for either of us so she was put to oneside and we continued. The sound effects didn’t really add to the experience as they were if a foreign language, with no option to change. I have to wonder at the practicality of the suction cup, as it requires a smooth, hard surface, such as a bath/shower area with ceramic tiles/surfaces, however the toy is not waterproof? With all that said what suits one doesn’t necessarily suit another but from my own personal experience I definitely prefer the Hurricane.

On a positive note, cleaning this new toy is super easy. Lube and sperm is contained within the silicone sleeve which is simple to remove, wash and return to the outer case.

We have come to the conclusion that Mr E would not use one of these toys alone. On the rare occasions I’m not here for use, Mr E says it’s too much trouble to use then clean the toy. Eliza didn’t work for us as a couple due to the difficult handling and fixing it to a hard surface would have made access to me difficult. If we were to use one together it would be the hurricane (reviewed here) as it the sensations to Mr E’s cock were unlike anything else, it didn’t slow down when Mr E thrusted into it and it has flexibility to be separated and use the base part to stimulate other areas on each other.

Note: We were contacted by Sohimi and asked to review this toy. It was sent to us free of charge in exchange for an honest and impartial review. We received no other compensation for this review.

6 thoughts on “I Wank-You Sir !

  1. We’ve had a few such toys, pretty much the same feeling on them. Too hard to clean to be worth the effort. The best one in my opinion is the Fleshlight, but the cleaning is such a chore we do not use it much.

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